Commemorating the ephemeral with the inexplicable.

The Alternate Emmys

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The Alternate Emmys

That’s Not FUNNY!

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That’s Not FUNNY!

The Brutal Gourmet

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The Brutal Gourmet

The Dharma Bleacher Bums

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The Dharma Bleacher Bums

The Most Beautiful Fraud: <i>The Great Gatsby</i>

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The Most Beautiful Fraud: The Great Gatsby

The Book of (Dumb) Questions

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The Book of (Dumb) Questions

Help, Wanted!

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Help, Wanted!

Enter, Active

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Enter, Active

The Book of Scene Changes

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The Book of Scene Changes

The Boor of Avon

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The Boor of Avon

Babies Shootin’ Babies

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Babies Shootin’ Babies

Dismay

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Dismay

The Kick Inside

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The Kick Inside

The Imaginary Ombudsman

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The Imaginary Ombudsman

The Joke Whisperer

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The Joke Whisperer

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