PetardCast, Episode #7

PetardCast, Episode #7

29

Nov

2010

I couldn't get a guest for episode #7 of the PetardCast, so instead I did something that, like genocide or serial murder, cannot be easily put into words.  I warn you in advance that listening to it will ruin you, me, and everything else forever, and I'm very sorry this had to happen.  My only defense is that I was drunk, ...
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Your Thanksgiving Moron: Ben Shapiro

Your Thanksgiving Moron:  Ben Shapiro

25

Nov

2010

Ben Shapiro, once America's dumbest young right-wing pundit, is now America's dumbest movie critic:  no one will hire him as a lawyer, so lately he's been bumming around Andrew Breitbart's Big Hollywood site pretending to be a movie critic.  His latest column is a seen-it-a-million-times rant about how there are no real m ...
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PetardCast, Episode #6

PetardCast, Episode #6

20

Nov

2010

It's episode #6 of the hotly contested PetardCast, this time featuring Brooklyn's funniest cake-maker and Channel 101 veteran Shek Baker.  Together, we will insult the Irish, take cheap shots at poets, and finally cement a lasting peace between the Arabs and the Jews.  I also debut a new feature (Received Ideas for a New ...
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Tasteful San Antonio: The Greetening

Tasteful San Antonio:  The Greetening

17

Nov

2010

It's time once again to see what Meetup.com mistakenly thinks might be sufficient to draw me out of my house this week.  Join me for another exciting installment of Tasteful San Antonio:  The Greetening, or, You Don't Know Me, Meetup.com.- Explore Triple-Description Neuro-linguistic Programming at the San Antonio ...
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I was so wasted, I was wasted

I was so wasted, I was wasted

17

Nov

2010

Say, did you know that I don't just get drunk and do my own podcast? No!  I also get drunk and do a much better podcast!  It is called Wasted Words, hosted by RJ White and featuring a panel of amusing alcoholics.  I'm part of that panel this week, so why not listen as RJ and I, along with Shek Baker, Andrew Lin, and Tony ...
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And now, another exciting edition of “Here’s The Thing”

And now, another exciting edition of “Here’s The Thing”

15

Nov

2010

Okay, here's the thing.  Fiscal conservatives, usually those on the right-libertarian end of the spectrum, often claim that government should be run like a business.  Now, I don't agree with this; I think business should be run like a business and government should be run like a government, because they are different enti ...
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PetardCast, Episode #5

PetardCast, Episode #5

13

Nov

2010

The fifth episode of the pointless, peculiar PetardCast brings us our first pretty lady guest, Olivia Todd.  She will abet some sketch comedy, discuss fashion, and, horrifically, defend hipsters.  Also, I will discuss the career of the legendary Anton "Googsey" Mauston, give advice on how to be a real man, and speak of ou ...
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PetardCast, Episode #4

PetardCast, Episode #4

7

Nov

2010

The fourth episode of the increasingly infamous PetardCast features Minnesota-based pop music tyrant Nate Patrin, discussing nuclear attacks, Napoleon pockets, and hockey-based economies.  In addition, there is me with a crazy robot voice, and Celebrities Are Our Betters vanishes mysteriously into a cloud of comedy.  List ...
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Comical books

Comical books

7

Nov

2010

My contributions to the most recent Comics Panel at the AVC:  Metalocalypse:  Dethklok #1, JLA/The 99 #1, 75 Years of DC Comics:  The Art of Modern Mythmaking; and Genius Isolated:  The Art and Life of Alex Toth.  Stick around for a headache-inducing argument about Stan Lee in the comments section!NOTE:  I hav ...
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Oh the fun we have

Oh the fun we have

2

Nov

2010

I know you've all been waiting for high-larious chat transcripts about increasingly, and gratifyingly, obscure comic artists from Calamity Jon and myself.  Well, wait nae langer.Jon: It's not that Rob Liefeld is drawing a story about Zombies fighting Jesus which I found surprising.  Because, come on, the intellect ...
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