You Think You’re So Smart: Culture At Bay

So, there’s this: And there’s nothing inherently wrong with the argument that big dumb summer blockbusters should be held to different critical standards than art films.  The thing is, though, the video short-circuits that argument, calling you a snobby effete hipster jackoff with a funny haircut for daring to equivocate …

Things Sarah Palin Has Quit: A Semi-Comprehensive List

1.  Playing competitive basketball 2.  Attending the University of Hawaii 3.  Attending Hawaii Pacific University 4.  Attending North Idaho College 5.  Competing in beauty pageants 6.  Attending Matanuska-Susitna College 7.  Working as a sports reporter 8.  Working as a sports broadcaster 9. Serving on the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation …

War Minus the Shooting: How We Are Shitty

Leave it to Dave fucking Eggers on Grant-fucking-land to write the ultimate paean to the horseshit “Who cares if the Cubs suck forever and ever, Wrigley Field is TOTALLY SO MUCH FUN” mentality. The thing is so reeking of sensa-wunda excrement that the not-true-since-at-least-2005 accusation that White Sox Park is …