This Year’s Model

ANIMALS (FANCY)
Charger
Impala
Mustang
Viper

ANIMALS (GROSS)
Beetle

ANIMALS (MYTHOLOGICAL)
Equus
Taurus

CHARACTER TRAITS
Civic
Clarity
Fit
Insight
iQ
Smart
Soul
Speed

FOREIGNY
Alpina
Aventador
Cabriolet
Cadenza
Camaro
Fiesta
Fiorano
Forte
Galibier
Gallardo
Italia
Kizashi
Mulsanne
Panamera
Passat
Quattroporte
Rapide
Verano
Virage

NAMES THE KIDS IN MARKETING CAME UP WITH
Cube
Eos
Evo
i
Leaf
Mini

OTHER MODES OF TRANSPORTATION
Corvette

PLACES (CLASSY)
Avalon
California
Cayman
Malibu
Rio

PLACES (NOT SO CLASSY)
LaCrosse

PORNOGRAPHIC-SEEMING
Prius

QUASI-SCIENTIFIC
Eclipse
Fusion
Sonic
Spark
Volt

RACE CAR!
Coupe
Gran Turismo
Shelby
Sportback
Supersport
Touring

RUGGED OCCUPATIONS
Challenger
Clubman
Lancer

SCI-FI/FANTASY
Azera
Evora
Genesis
Matrix
Maxima
Veyron
Yaris

SEEM LIKE WORDS BUT AREN’T
Acura
Altima
Boxter
Camry
Corolla
Elantra
Galant
Impreza
Jetta
Miata
Optima
Sentra
Versa

SUPERHEROES
Avenger
Caliber
Ghost
Karma
Phantom

TONY
Continental Flying Spur
Golf
Legacy
Regal
Sonata

VAGUELY MOTION-ORIENTED (MISSPELLED)
Cruze
Veloster

WHATEVER
Accent
Accord
Focus
Vantage

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