23 Short Films About Leonard

23 Short Films About Leonard

24

Mar

2013

Leonard plays for a sports team. Although it seems unlikely with this ragtag band of misfits, the team makes it to the big game. At a crucial moment, he blows a big play.Leonard dresses in drag to gain the trust of a woman he wants to date. Absolutely no one is fooled.Leonard heads down to Tijuana for a crazy spring break p ...
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You Must Be Having Fun

You Must Be Having Fun

22

Mar

2013

Welcome to Fun Camp!By now you've been shown to the communal Squee Cabins and been assigned a bed shaped like a race car, rocket ship or cartoon animal, and you've probably asked yourself: what am I doing here?You're here because someone very important in your life -- a spouse, child, or employer, or perhaps even a neighbor ...
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Millstones

Millstones

20

Mar

2013

BORN. To Janet Corbett, 31, a convenience store clerk in Puyallup, WA, and Satanachia, 6008, Grand General of the Infernal Spirits, a man-child who shall be named "Enoch". The father came to the mother on the moon of the sixth day of the sixth month at the sixth hour in the ...
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Living in a Big Country

Living in a Big Country

19

Mar

2013

"Hey, you feel like going down to Martha's Vineyard for the Memorial Day weekend?""Sure! Oh, that'll be nice. A beach trip! And we can see my sister. Do you want me to book a flight tomorrow?""Nah. We'll just use the transporter.""Oh, Henry.""What?""I don't know why you have to make everything so complicated.""What are you ...
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Dignity of Toil

Dignity of Toil

18

Mar

2013

SALES INCREASE UNDERPERFORMSThe Household Sundries division reported an all-time high 52% increase in sales this quarter, with strong showings in the cookware and cleaning supplies sectors leading a late-period surge that contributed to the record-setting total. Management notes, however, that its goal for ...
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Call Me Padraig

Call Me Padraig

17

Mar

2013

"Evenin', Palladius.""Evenin', Kevin.""What can I get for ye this sunny day?""Wusky, my dear.""The Jameson, I assume?""No indeed. Give me the Glenlivet.""Palladius! You don't say so.""I just can't take it anymore, Kevin. Not another gory day of it. Look at them all, out there on the streets of the heavenly city, drinking th ...
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Atlas Bugged

Atlas Bugged

16

Mar

2013

The Ayn Rand Institute * in conjunction with * The Leonard Peikoff Foundation for Rational Youth Outreach proudly presents:THE 2013 GALTIES(The 15th Annual John Galt Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Objectivism by American Youth)San Diego Airport Hilton - Saturday, ...
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Go, Figures!

Go, Figures!

15

Mar

2013

Hey, there, neighbors! I'm H.I. "Red" Hand, owner and head man in charge of Frederick's of Rhetoric, and I'm here to tell you: April is the cruellest month, mixing memory and desire -- but February is the shortest! And that means that I've only got four days left you offer you big, big savings on all your r ...
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Before Moses Was, Pie Am

Before Moses Was, Pie Am

14

Mar

2013

People always ask me, "Ruth-Melissa, how did you come to operate the largest chain of Christian-themed pizza-pie parlors in the continental United States?" And I mean always! My neighbors ask me, my friends ask me, my less successful relatives ask me, and you'd better believe that paid undercover operatives of the Virgin Ma ...
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Being Filmic

Being Filmic

12

Mar

2013

Today would have been the 120th birthday of legendary British filmmaker Reginald Sir Coptic Mange. On this momentous occasion I can think of nothing more appropriate than to look back on some of the films that made him one of the titans of the screen. Without further ado, to the corpus go we.Mange's Follies of 1931. The ver ...
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It’s a Good Life If You Don’t Awaken

It’s a Good Life If You Don’t Awaken

11

Mar

2013

As part of our ongoing dedication to preserving our nation's cultural ephemera, LP dot com is pleased to present captions from rejected New Yorker cartoons, 1920-present."Rodney, for God's sake, control your Negroes.""Prepare a standard sodomy clause, Miss Scunthorpe.""It's sort of a cook-out, only with horsemeat and mach ...
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The Signifying Ding-Dong

The Signifying Ding-Dong

7

Mar

2013

To follow in the gargantuan footsteps of Barzun's seminal (not to mention semeinal) work on the significance -- and I use the word in its strictest structuralist sense -- of the Hostess oeuvre, the immortal From Cupcakes to Chocodiles: The Decade of Difference, seems presumptuous, if not arrogant. And yet, we, the inheritor ...
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The Secret (Alternate) History

The Secret (Alternate) History

6

Mar

2013

7:30PM. Covene third editorial board meeting of the Journal of the Tennessee Alternate History Society.7:32PM. Announcement of snacks available. Possibility of another snack run later in the evening. Inquiries made about lack of Chee-tos; Senior Editor Johnson assures group that only the hot crunchy Chee-tos were available ...
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It’s a Small World After All

It’s a Small World After All

4

Mar

2013

Thank you for buying the Small World Guide to British Columbia!Through the years, travel books have continually reinvented themselves in response to a changing audience. Once tailored to an elite, wealthy clientele of high-society travelers, they eventually discovered the tourism-minded middle class and, later, the budget t ...
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