Millstones

BORN. To Janet Corbett, 31, a convenience store clerk in Puyallup, WA, and Satanachia, 6008, Grand General of the Infernal Spirits, a man-child who shall be named “Enoch”. The father came to the mother on the moon of the sixth day of the sixth month at the sixth hour in …

Dignity of Toil

SALES INCREASE UNDERPERFORMS The Household Sundries division reported an all-time high 52% increase in sales this quarter, with strong showings in the cookware and cleaning supplies sectors leading a late-period surge that contributed to the record-setting total. Management notes, however, that its goal for the quarter was a 75% sales …

Call Me Padraig

“Evenin’, Palladius.” “Evenin’, Kevin.” “What can I get for ye this sunny day?” “Wusky, my dear.” “The Jameson, I assume?” “No indeed. Give me the Glenlivet.” “Palladius! You don’t say so.” “I just can’t take it anymore, Kevin. Not another gory day of it. Look at them all, out there …

Atlas Bugged

The Ayn Rand Institute * in conjunction with * The Leonard Peikoff Foundation for Rational Youth Outreach  proudly presents: THE 2013 GALTIES (The 15th Annual John Galt Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Objectivism by American Youth) San Diego Airport Hilton – Saturday, August 24th – 8:00 PM – Nominees and guests only …

Go, Figures!

Hey, there, neighbors! I’m H.I. “Red” Hand, owner and head man in charge of Frederick’s of Rhetoric, and I’m here to tell you: April is the cruellest month, mixing memory and desire — but February is the shortest! And that means that I’ve only got four days left you offer …

Being Filmic

Today would have been the 120th birthday of legendary British filmmaker Reginald Sir Coptic Mange. On this momentous occasion I can think of nothing more appropriate than to look back on some of the films that made him one of the titans of the screen. Without further ado, to the …

It’s a Good Life If You Don’t Awaken

As part of our ongoing dedication to preserving our nation’s cultural ephemera, LP dot com is pleased to present captions from rejected New Yorker cartoons, 1920-present. “Rodney, for God’s sake, control your Negroes.” “Prepare a standard sodomy clause, Miss Scunthorpe.” “It’s sort of a cook-out, only with horsemeat and machineguns.” “Oh, it …