Superman! Superior man! A man who’s better than the other men
If you are a man and you think you’re great, you might be right
But you’re definitely not as good as
Super Man!
Batman! Man of bats! A man who is dressed like a bat and that makes him kind of scary!
Maybe you don’t think about bats very often but he thinks about them all the time
And that makes him a hero named
Bat Man!
These are the leaders of the Justice League of America
Leaguing together for American justice
Justice League of America punches
Laser beam eyes and weapons shaped like bats
This is the JLA!
Flash! The Flash! Fastest man of all the men who know how to run
His bright red costume is wadded up in a ring until he needs to run around in it
Then it’s time for speedy fastness from
Flash Man!
Mr. Green! Green Lantern! He has a ring too but there’s not any clothes in it
Unless he wants there to be, because magic science lets his brain cause things to come out of the ring
Your ring is probably just to show people you graduated high school and isn’t awesome like
Lantern Man!
These are two bros in the Justice League of America
Stomping on starfish and communists for the USA
Justice League of America rings
But manly rings, not like a woman or something
Aquaman! Aquatic Man! He lives under the sea and wears a chain mail shirt
He can tell sea creatures what to do if he wants to
You might want him to drown but he never will because he is
Aqua Man!
Martian Manhunter! Martian Hunter of Men! He comes from Mars and has a bunch of crazy powers
He hunts down men and maybe he kills them and puts their heads on the walls of his apartment
Or maybe he just punches people and turns invisible, you never know with a Martian who is
Man Hunter Man!
These are a couple of wierdoes from the Justice League of America
Their costumes aren’t that great either
But you never know what kind of thing might come in handy
In an American league, but not the baseball one, the justice one
Wonder Woman! A Wonderful Woman! She has a plane and a lasso and wristbands
She’s a woman but they let her in the Justice League of America anyway
Because of equality, and also she has a really good lawyer who will sue you on be half of
Woman Man!
The guys I mentioned earlier plus this last one, the lady, make up the Justice League of America
Tune into their justice adventures
Whether you like leagues or America
There is something to watch and then tell your friends to watch in the JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA!