Good Morning World (Wide Web)!
If you are like me, you have a normal morning pre-work routine that consists of checking various websites and social media, which prepares you for the day of labor by making you incredibly depressed, angry and/or resentful before you even arrive on the job. So why not monetize it? I present the following “A.M. Internet” Bingo Game; fill it out completely and send it in to me for valuable prizes!*
*: Prizes consist of valuable items I will give you in a dream. Dream not guaranteed.