Willie Chickenshack’s R&J Brandy
BILL: Okay, listen to this.
BACON: Hit me.
BILL: “But soft, what light…”
BACON: Wait, what? Butt soft? Who’s he talking about?
BACON: He’s talking about how her butt is soft? What kind of shit is that? They’re never gonna let you say that.
BILL: No, no, “but soft”. Like, he’s saying, “hold on”.
BACON: Why don’t you just have him say “hold on”, then?
BILL: Because this way it sounds…
BACON: Or “ho there”?
BILL: Who where?
BACON: “Ho there.”
BILL: What ho? What where?
BACON: What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?
BILL: Who’s Abbott Ann Costello?
BACON: Forget it. Just read the thing.
BILL: “But soft! What light through yonder window…”
BACON: Yonder window?
BILL: That’s what I said.
BACON: What is he, a hillbilly?
BILL: Okay, what would you put? Smart guy.
BACON: How about “What light though that window”?
BILL: Doesn’t fit the meter.
BACON: “That there window”?
BILL: Now who’s a hillbilly?
BACON: This is stupid.
BILL: You’re stupid.
BACON: How much longer is this going to take?
BILL: Depends on how much you’re going to keep interrupting me.
BACON: Go ahead.
BILL: “But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?”
BACON: Breaks? Like, breakdances?
BILL: Now you’re just being difficult.
BILL: “It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.”
BACON: The son?
BACON: The son of who?
BILL: She is the sun.
BACON: So, that’s the big twist?
BACON: That’s the twist ending? Juliet is a guy?
BILL: I don’t know why I collaborate with you.