Flowers in the Recycle Bin

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Peter” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 17, 2002 8:04 PM
Subject: Re: your request
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Hot co-ed slut wants YOU! Click here to hook up with nubile cum-drunk college girl HUNGRY FOR YOUR COCK! I’m waiting for you, baby…won’t you come and fill up my horny hole? See you soon, stud!!!

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Peter” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 21, 2002 11:06 PM
Subject: Re: Saturday night
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Hey, baby…what are you waiting for?!? My big tits are aching to be sucked, and my tight blonde pussy is just what you need! So grab hold of something stiff and click here for all the action you want: anal, oral, or anything you desire.

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Peter” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 24, 2002 6:22 PM
Subject: You asked for it!!! XXX ACTION
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I don’t know why you’re not taking advantage of this amazing free offer, sexy!!! I mean, you’re receiving this e-mail because you requested information from one of our subscription services, you know? I don’t know why you ask for it unless you want it bad. If you’re not going to call, why did you ask? Come on, Mr. Big Dick…click here now!!!

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Paul” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 28, 2002 7:09 PM
Subject: Last Chance! URGENT REPLY REQUESTED!!!
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Oh, my God. I’m so totally embarrassed. This is because I called you Peter, isn’t it? It’s not my fault, baby, I swear to God!!! The auto-mailers just guess on initials. I knew it was Paul all along, I promise. This is so humiliating. Honest to God, if you just click here, it’ll never happen again. Come on (my face!!), hottie: my juices are still flowing for you!!!

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Paul” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 30, 2002 12:52 AM
Subject: Special Offer Just for You, PAUL
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What did I do? Won’t you at least tell me what I did wrong? I just want to talk to you. I’m so lonely. Did I come on too strong? With, like, the dirty talk and stuff? I’m not normally like that, I swear. I thought…I dunno. I thought we had, like, a thing…like, I dunno, a connection or something. I mean, I’m not saying…I don’t want to be your “girlfriend” or something. I just want you to click here. Could we maybe just try it, and see how it works out? Is this because I said I was cum-drunk? I was totally exaggerating. It’s not like I’m addicted or anything. I could quit any time I wanted to. Do you want me to quit?

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Paul” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: August 1, 2002 5:33 PM
Subject: TEEN WHOrES ACHING for COcK!!!
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Oh, I see how it is. You’ve got plenty of time for Chantee over at stickitin.com, but you’re too busy to even give ol’ Katie a call or return her messages. Do you think she’s prettier than me? Is that it? Don’t you think my HAIRLESS CLAM looks good? I did it specially for you. Let me tell you something: Chantee’s not even a co-ed. She dropped out six years ago. She’s, like, thirty. Well, I won’t stand in your way. I hope you two are very happy together, and I hope you can live with yourself, just ignoring me and thowing me in the trash whenever you feel bored with me. Whatever. Don’t bother to click here.

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Paul” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: December 22, 2002 10:31 PM
Subject: You have a FREE GREETING from a SECRET ADMIRER!!!
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Hi. It’s Katie! From whowantsit.net? Remember me? Hi!!! How have you been? I was just looking over my old address books and I saw your name and just freaked. Because, you know, I haven’t heard from you in SO LONG! So, I thought I’d just drop you a line and see what you were up to and everything. Because, I mean, I’m still hot and horny and hungry for your hefty honker, if you were still into that kind of thing. Anyway, you could click here, if you wanted to. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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