Flowers in the Recycle Bin

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Peter” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 17, 2002 8:04 PM
Subject: Re: your request
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Hot co-ed slut wants YOU! Click here to hook up with nubile cum-drunk college girl HUNGRY FOR YOUR COCK! I’m waiting for you, baby…won’t you come and fill up my horny hole? See you soon, stud!!!

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Peter” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 21, 2002 11:06 PM
Subject: Re: Saturday night
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From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Peter” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 24, 2002 6:22 PM
Subject: You asked for it!!! XXX ACTION
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I don’t know why you’re not taking advantage of this amazing free offer, sexy!!! I mean, you’re receiving this e-mail because you requested information from one of our subscription services, you know? I don’t know why you ask for it unless you want it bad. If you’re not going to call, why did you ask? Come on, Mr. Big Dick…click here now!!!

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Paul” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 28, 2002 7:09 PM
Subject: Last Chance! URGENT REPLY REQUESTED!!!
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Oh, my God. I’m so totally embarrassed. This is because I called you Peter, isn’t it? It’s not my fault, baby, I swear to God!!! The auto-mailers just guess on initials. I knew it was Paul all along, I promise. This is so humiliating. Honest to God, if you just click here, it’ll never happen again. Come on (my face!!), hottie: my juices are still flowing for you!!!

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Paul” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: July 30, 2002 12:52 AM
Subject: Special Offer Just for You, PAUL
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What did I do? Won’t you at least tell me what I did wrong? I just want to talk to you. I’m so lonely. Did I come on too strong? With, like, the dirty talk and stuff? I’m not normally like that, I swear. I thought…I dunno. I thought we had, like, a thing…like, I dunno, a connection or something. I mean, I’m not saying…I don’t want to be your “girlfriend” or something. I just want you to click here. Could we maybe just try it, and see how it works out? Is this because I said I was cum-drunk? I was totally exaggerating. It’s not like I’m addicted or anything. I could quit any time I wanted to. Do you want me to quit?

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Paul” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: August 1, 2002 5:33 PM
Subject: TEEN WHOrES ACHING for COcK!!!
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Oh, I see how it is. You’ve got plenty of time for Chantee over at stickitin.com, but you’re too busy to even give ol’ Katie a call or return her messages. Do you think she’s prettier than me? Is that it? Don’t you think my HAIRLESS CLAM looks good? I did it specially for you. Let me tell you something: Chantee’s not even a co-ed. She dropped out six years ago. She’s, like, thirty. Well, I won’t stand in your way. I hope you two are very happy together, and I hope you can live with yourself, just ignoring me and thowing me in the trash whenever you feel bored with me. Whatever. Don’t bother to click here.

From: “Katie” (katieg253@whowantsit.net.ra)
To: “Paul” (p_quigley@hotmail.com)
Date: December 22, 2002 10:31 PM
Subject: You have a FREE GREETING from a SECRET ADMIRER!!!
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Hi. It’s Katie! From whowantsit.net? Remember me? Hi!!! How have you been? I was just looking over my old address books and I saw your name and just freaked. Because, you know, I haven’t heard from you in SO LONG! So, I thought I’d just drop you a line and see what you were up to and everything. Because, I mean, I’m still hot and horny and hungry for your hefty honker, if you were still into that kind of thing. Anyway, you could click here, if you wanted to. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!