Yes, I am trying to be funny.
THE AMERICAN REVOLUTIONARY WAR Dates: 1775-1783 Primary Opponent: Great Britain Primary Cause: Desire to overthrow the burden of colonialist oppression in the form of elevated tea prices Deaths: 15,590 combat/51,080 total Who was to blame?: The British, for not fucking off and letting us drink our goddamn tea in peace …
In the most recent episode of the PetardCast, I am joined by the hard-working Mr. Hayden Childs of North Kakalacka. We will discuss the Trail of Tears, America’s kill-craziest presidents, and the genius of Richard Thompson. Hayden also engages in a skit where he gives Richard Nixon his werewolfiest imitation …
There is a new episode of the PetardCast. I am joined by the sublime Mr. Tony Zaret, who defends Japanese wartime atrocities, discusses the hard-working homeless of New York, and pretends to be the personification of human mortality. There is also Celebrities Are Our Betters, all-purpose denials, and me doing …
It’s episode #6 of the hotly contested PetardCast, this time featuring Brooklyn’s funniest cake-maker and Channel 101 veteran Shek Baker. Together, we will insult the Irish, take cheap shots at poets, and finally cement a lasting peace between the Arabs and the Jews. I also debut a new feature (Received …
It’s time once again to see what Meetup.com mistakenly thinks might be sufficient to draw me out of my house this week. Join me for another exciting installment of Tasteful San Antonio: The Greetening, or, You Don’t Know Me, Meetup.com. – Explore Triple-Description Neuro-linguistic Programming at the San Antonio Center …
Say, did you know that I don’t just get drunk and do my own podcast? No! I also get drunk and do a much better podcast! It is called Wasted Words, hosted by RJ White and featuring a panel of amusing alcoholics. I’m part of that panel this week, so …
The fifth episode of the pointless, peculiar PetardCast brings us our first pretty lady guest, Olivia Todd. She will abet some sketch comedy, discuss fashion, and, horrifically, defend hipsters. Also, I will discuss the career of the legendary Anton “Googsey” Mauston, give advice on how to be a real man, …
The fourth episode of the increasingly infamous PetardCast features Minnesota-based pop music tyrant Nate Patrin, discussing nuclear attacks, Napoleon pockets, and hockey-based economies. In addition, there is me with a crazy robot voice, and Celebrities Are Our Betters vanishes mysteriously into a cloud of comedy. Listen at your leisure; it’s …
I know you’ve all been waiting for high-larious chat transcripts about increasingly, and gratifyingly, obscure comic artists from Calamity Jon and myself. Well, wait nae langer. Jon: It’s not that Rob Liefeld is drawing a story about Zombies fighting Jesus which I found surprising. Because, come on, the intellectual dearth …
The third installment of the PetardCast features internationally renowned cartoon fellow, “Calamity” Jon Morris. We discuss beer, romance and the Holocaust; I revise Shakespeare, and Sigourney Weaver plays ladies with the names of gentlemen. Sound level issues continue to be a problem, but my cats resist all attempts to train …
The second installment of the PetardCast features our very first guest, RJ White, of Wasted Words fame. We play “J’accuse”, engage in rampant sketchery, I advise youngsters on choosing the right class, and Celebrities Are Our Betters. NOTE: I am aware of the bizarre clicks and sound level issues. Efforting. …
“I am.” “You’re not.” “I am too.” “You are not too.” “People do it all the time.” “No, no one does it all the time. No one has ever lived forever. Everyone dies. It’s a human constant.” “Dracula never died.” “Dracula is a fictional character.” “Isn’t.” “Well, all right, he …
I’ve had a day job for most of my adult life, but right now, I’ve been freelancing full-time for about six months. I’ve worked from home before — I went a year with nothing to support me but freelance until the money ran out — and I far, far prefer …
My very first shot at a podcast is now live! It should be available on iTunes withing a few hours, but in the meantime, you can listen here: Download The PetardCast with Leonard Pierce, episode #1. Cultural connivance, ‘humor’, “comedy”, Jeff Goldblum, and what is happening with our precious, precious …
