FRONTERIZO: A Fiasco Playset

Hey, folks.  Do you know Fiasco?  You should:  Jason Morningstar‘s cleverly constructed, tonally perfect role-playing game (available from Bully Pulpit Games) is one of the greatest things going these days.  Built for 3-5 players, with minimal dice-rolling, few rules, and no game-master, it’s perfect if you enjoy dark, cynical crime movies, film …

Of Grievances

UNSUCCESSFUL DOG BREEDS 1. Comptonian Malamute 2. East German Shepherd 3. Melancholy Dane 4. Rhodesian Racist 5. Wireless Terrier WORST POSSIBLE BAND NAMES 1.  Eichmann Tina Turner 2.  Harcourt Fenton Mudvayne 3.  Fag of Convenience 4.  Englebert Needledick 5.  Muslimgauzey Muslimgauzebourne THINGS PABLO PICASSO WAS CALLED, OTHER THAN AN ASSHOLE …

Bully for You

Being a doctrinaire conservative in this day and age requires you to do a lot of cognitive gymnastics.  Luckily, the captain of the right’s gymnastic team is Ben Shapiro, who has been an exceptional contortionist since his YAF days, when he simultaneously boasted of his unfashionable virginity and scolded everyone …

Break Down, Baby

SUGGESTED WAYS TO DISPOSE OF MY BODY 1. Ground into paste and surreptitiously mixed into fanciful coffee drinks at Lincoln Park Starbucks 2. Turned into decaying, offensive puppet by German performance artist 3. Used as reanimated zombie drug mule by Haitian coke dealers 4. Brain used as defective component by …