Myth (Anthropic)

Congratulations. By picking up this pamphlet, you have made a very courageous act: you have admitted that you are susceptible to one of the many myths about mechomorphism (or MM). And admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards correcting that problem. Through understanding, acceptance and constant …

Help, Wanted!

LA CORNE DU COCU, a full-service upscale Franco-Andorran bistrot actively traded on NASDAQ, is seeking clean, energetic, full-time servers who are unlikely to complain about sexual harassment. Must have at least one year serving experience in a élite environment, look good in tight black slacks, and good-naturedly tolerate the sous-chef’s …

Enter, Active

Congratulations! You’ve purchased Deep Cell, the first video game to feature Total Immersion Play (TIP). This incredible interactive experience is unprecedented in video console technology, and will place you inside the mind of a deadly anti-terrorist special operative in a way you would never have imagined possible from a game. …

The Spy Who Came in Through the Door (Upon Viewing Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy)

It looks like the Russians let us down again. Of course, it was the bloody Russians letting us down in the first place that put the four of us here, in a second-rate room in a Hyatt Regency that disgraces the words “Hyatt” and “regency”. It was because they couldn’t …

Europe, Endless

As you may remember, at the start of the war against Iraq ten years ago, Donald Rumsfeld was asked about the widespread opposition to the invasion, especially in Europe, which stood in marked contrast to European support for previous American military endeavors.  His reply: “Now, you’re thinking of Europe as …