Difficult Program

The problem with the comedy of humiliation… No, no, let’s start again. That seems dated.  Ever since Seinfeld creator Larry David unleashed his… No, that’s predictable.  Everybody’s gone there already.  Might as well be doing riffs on the American Office.  Let’s try one more time. When you’re making a comedy about extremely …

Born Angland

Paul Kingsnorth is the co-founder of the Dark Mountain Project, a collective of artists and intellectuals who believe that mankind has irretrievably poisoned the environment.  They are producing writing, art, and thought informed by the idea that we are living in the last days of human dominance; their ideas are …

Takes Coordination

For many first-time visitors to the United States, an understanding of its culture can be hard to come by.  Despite the American entertainment industry’s never-flagging efforts to export the nation’s finest bullet- and fart-joke-imbued movies and television programs to far-flung parts of the globe, many foreign tourists have been insufficiently …

Mass Debaters

Well, that was edifying, wasn’t it?  Last night, CNN gathered a bunch of rich assholes together to pretend that Barack Obama is Stalin reincarnated and to explain in vague terms about how they would restore America to its vanished glory by taking medical care away from women and poor people …

The Doctor is Out

Anyone with a pair of testicles can be a man.  And it’s always possible to receive a field promotion to captain, however little time you may have actually served in the military.  It thus falls to “doctor” to be the most unearned title in the world of super-humans.  While lesser …

Earth on the Menu

Greetings, extraterrestrial visitors! Ever since our own American astronauts, Lt. Chup Munnler and Captain E.G. “Spurts” Grandango, made contact with the people of Proxima Centauri VII eighteen years ago, Earth has become a popular tourist destination for visitors from every quadrant of our galactic sector.  We’re pleased to welcome our …