The World’s Most Aptly Named Website

Ever since Al Gore invented the internet, one question and one question alone has haunted the minds of scholars and charged passionate debates among the world’s great thinkers:  which website has the world’s worst comments sections? Over the years, a number of consensus favorites have arisen.  For sheer number of …

Deep Reads #2: Staring at the Sea, Staring at the Sand

I’m kicking off a week of Deep Reads, in hopes of jumping back in the habit of reading books, which I’ve fallen out of for the last couple of months.  Regular content — including, I promise, new Sandwich Century entries — will resume next week. From Fred Halliday’s 100 Myths …

You Think You’re So Smart: Blood from a Turnip

And now it’s time for another exciting installment of LEONARD GIVES ADVICE TO WRITERS EVEN THOUGH HE IS TERRIBLE! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One of the biggest problems in writing fiction is giving a character attributes that you, as a writer, do not possess.  “Write what you know”, they say, and if, for …

Things Sarah Palin Has Quit: A Semi-Comprehensive List

1.  Playing competitive basketball 2.  Attending the University of Hawaii 3.  Attending Hawaii Pacific University 4.  Attending North Idaho College 5.  Competing in beauty pageants 6.  Attending Matanuska-Susitna College 7.  Working as a sports reporter 8.  Working as a sports broadcaster 9. Serving on the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation …

Where Humor Goes to Die: “That’s” “Not” “Funny”

No one gets angry at a mathematician or a physicist whom he or she doesn’t understand, or at someone who speaks a foreign language; but rather at someone who tampers with their own language. The bastard form of mass culture is humiliated repetition — always new books, new programs, new …

Hello the Internet I Love You: Two Tickets to Stupid-Ass

Your Yahoo! News, your YouTube, your Atlas Shrugs, they come and go.  Some web site comment sections go to college to get more knowledge, and some go to Jupiter to get more stupider.  But one comment section reigns supreme.  One comments section has come out on top, year after year, …