American I Dunno

After a seemingly endless hiatus of two entire years, during which this beleaguered country’s weekly exposure to abnormally cheerful handsomeness golem Ryan “Toothpaste” Seacrest plummeted by as much as 30%, American Idol is back!  Yes, that’s right, a new reboot/remake/re-release of the original big daddy of televised singing competitions has returned, …